Wednesday, December 3, 2014


Last night I had the strangest dream. 

I was in JC Penny, but it wasn't a store. It was a gym. I paid $1500 to work out there for the day. 

I went to a lat pull machine and when I started using it, it fell apart. 

Then 2 managers came over, both blonde and fat, both with a whole cherry pie in right hand and cigarette in left. They told me I had to leave. They alternated between taking a bite of the pie, followed by a drag on the cigarette. Each time they took a bite of pie, large wet chunks would fall to the floor. 

I protested, saying "But I paid $1500 to work out and the machine just fell apart."

They escorted me to the door, all the while eating and smoking.

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