Vegetarian

At breakfast this morning, Pooh declared that he "is going to be vegetarian in February. Just fruit and vegetables. No meat. And no wine!"

Everyone at the table looked at each other, but didn't say anything.

Later in the day, Moose asked "since you're only eating vegetables, what veggies do you want in your plate lunches next week?"

Pooh replied, "Meatloaf."